The reason a dog has so many friends is that
He wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth
That loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person
Than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like
Never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
My dog is worried about the economy
Because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
He will not bite you; that is the principle difference
Between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can’t count,
Try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
And then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
